Tuesday, July 25, 2006


hypocritical hand-wringing
Nobel peace prize winner-cum-doddery old cow, tells hundreds of schoolkids she would love
to kill president Bush. Good Lord! With peaceniks like these, who needs suicide bombers?

bum-toon brat
ublin do-gooder & hectoring has-been, Bob Geldolf, cancels performances in Italy after only 45 people turned up to watch his Milan concert. Maybe they don't like Mondays, either?

crimes of fashion
Senile lawyer dons drag to protest male dominated judiciary. Silly old queen should just come out of his closet. Then again, with such appalling apparel, perhaps he's better left inside. His pointless showy shenanigans could bring lawyers & their profession into disrepute... oops, too late!

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