In your dreams, Part I
Took the World's Smallest Political Quiz and with knee-quivering horror discovered I'm a libertarian. Gawd, I wanna throw up. I do NOT wish to be associated with the cult of Ayn Bland - I already have a religion, thank you. And unlike that unreadable bore, at least our holy scriptures have literary merit and don't induce narcolepsy. [Insert Edvard Munch's The Scream here]
In your dreams, Part II
Nurses and firemen are the most popular objects of men's & women's sexual fantasies, says a Brit poll. Politicians and milkmen, the least desirable. Which is odd, since I fantasise about politicians all the time. I dream of a (full) bus load of Labour MPs careening off the road and plunging into a bottomless abyss. Helen's driving. No survivors unfortunately. Heck.