Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Happy Valentines Day, all you lovebirds, sweethearts, romantics, dreamers, spouses, partners, lovers & other halves! Do something special for your beloved today. Men, buy your lady some chocolates, except if on a diet, in which case she'll still eat them but blame you for willpower lapse. Flowers are good, too, but you get to eat chocolates. Women, buy your man a cuddly toy animal. If he doesn't like it, he's a jerk & you should trade him in for a new model! Be nice to your loved one all day.