Saturday, August 19, 2006

believe it or not

Reasons I like muslims

* they're pro-lifers
* they believe in God
* they're not PC
* they haven't lost their missionary zeal for global domination (strong long-term civilisational survival impulse)
* they just kill you. Superb military strategy, beautiful in its simplicity: kill your enemies - no mucking around.
Like I said, they're not PC.


But don't get me wrong, I still HATE them. Am still at war with them; an unremitting jihad that started about, oooh... let's see... 700 AD? But don't bother waking the agnostics, they don't believe in spiritual warfare. Let them dream their cosy visions of a perfect conflict-free creation; blueprints for a universe where our 'Gods' can all just git along. Sounds peachy.

1 comment:

Phil said...

Why don't you look in the Yellow Pages?
Or wikipedia?
Or google?