Never had much luck internet-dating before, but finally I struck gold! I found her! The Girl Of My Dreams!
[breathless ecstatic sigh!!]
What a catch! I'm so in love! We're perfect together! She's 'all that' and more! By far superior to the vast majority of women out there (and she'd be the first to tell you).
Guys: be jealous of me! Gals: you now have a role model to emulate.
But don't just take my word for it: let her tell you how wonderful she is, herself.
And thanks, Ruth, for introducing me to my new Very High Quality girlfriend.
UPDATE: We're engaged! [squeal!!] It's all happening so fast! [delirious sigh!!]