Oh no, it's the end of the world again! The Stern Report proclaims climate change is the planet's Biggest Priority and we're irrevocably doomed unless we sacrifice the global economy to the unfeasible demands of psychotic enviro-nutjobs. Greenies! Don't ya hate them! The hot air they produce is enough to raise global temperatures. Their only possible benefit to the environment is by shooting them and letting their putrid rotting corpses compost your garden.
Meanwhile, our Dear Leader, in thrall to the bogus alarmists, salivates over the prospect of new taxes and further restrictions to impose on us serfs. Unlike the PM of my dreams, Mr J. Howard, who told Ozzy parliament:
"he would not sign an international agreement that did not put the same limits on the fast-growing economies of China and India, and said coal would continue to provide most of the world's energy to 2050..."The only things that will ever replace the current dirty power stations are cleaner uses of fossil fuel, or nuclear power," he said. "You will never replace them with solar or wind."Be still, my nuke-fueled heart! I think I'm in love!