Saturday, December 16, 2006

random nastiness

quitting queen
Vacilating transsexual Labour MP, Georgina Beyer, announces retirement from parliament (again), and ponders - a la Hillary Clinton - a possible run for Wellington's mayoralty. She's got my vote; anyone but Kerry, our current mayor. Actually, no - anyone but Auckland's mayor. What a disaster! Y'know, some people complain about women politicians being unfairly targeted for criticism about their looks, while men's appearances escape comment. Well, allow me to help recitfy gender disparities: gawd, Dick Hubbard's got a huge nose! Pinnochio, eat your heart out! Now, as a Maori, I'm in no position to criticise anyone else's enormous hooter. But dang, that man makes mine look pert & Barbie-like by comparison.

2 comments:

Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Well of course he has the flapping big elephant ears to go with it.

Anonymous said...

And he's got a gob on him that looks slike a puckered cat's arse.