Eat, Drink, and Be Merry...
...for tomorrow we wake up and go, "What the *!@#% happened to my wallet?"
I've fallen ill just reading about the cost of boozing in some London hotspots. Beverages guaranteed to make you queasy with a mammoth sized headache, and that's just paying the tab. One ritzy joint charges 25 bucks for a glass of champers. $25!! Help, I'm feeling woozy. $25?? I hope that comes with a meal. Or how 'bout the "Zatoichi" - vodka, ginger, cucumber & wasabi. Wasabi? That green stuff on sushi? Yuck! I'm vomiting already and haven't even had a drop. Or the "Porn star martini" - vodka, passionfruit, lemon juice and sugar... for $31. Well blow me! 'Pornographic' is right; that price tag is obscene & immoral. Only a sick, depraved pervert would even consider forking out that much.
Thank goodness I can get my jollies on TV. Friday night's superb schedule (America's next top model, American Idol, Supernatural) means I no longer go out on the town and arrive home plastered. Come Saturday, I can perform previously impossible feats. Like open my eyes, get out of bed, stand up straight, and even watch the morning programs in an upright position. TV does indeed have many health benefits.
...for tomorrow we wake up and go, "What the *!@#% happened to my wallet?"
I've fallen ill just reading about the cost of boozing in some London hotspots. Beverages guaranteed to make you queasy with a mammoth sized headache, and that's just paying the tab. One ritzy joint charges 25 bucks for a glass of champers. $25!! Help, I'm feeling woozy. $25?? I hope that comes with a meal. Or how 'bout the "Zatoichi" - vodka, ginger, cucumber & wasabi. Wasabi? That green stuff on sushi? Yuck! I'm vomiting already and haven't even had a drop. Or the "Porn star martini" - vodka, passionfruit, lemon juice and sugar... for $31. Well blow me! 'Pornographic' is right; that price tag is obscene & immoral. Only a sick, depraved pervert would even consider forking out that much.
Thank goodness I can get my jollies on TV. Friday night's superb schedule (America's next top model, American Idol, Supernatural) means I no longer go out on the town and arrive home plastered. Come Saturday, I can perform previously impossible feats. Like open my eyes, get out of bed, stand up straight, and even watch the morning programs in an upright position. TV does indeed have many health benefits.
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