Showing posts with label memes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label memes. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

blog meme

It's late, I'm insomniac. What to do? Why - a blog meme, of course!
[via Ruth]

Do you like the look and the contents of your blog?
I wish I could widen the text field. It's pointless having empty space between text & sidebars. Content? Blah blah blah blah blah. There! I've succinctly summarised the whole blog.

Does your family know about your blog?
Everyone, including all the cuzzies. I've tried to get them to read it - no luck. Probably coz after listening to me bleat & rant rubbish in real life, the last thing they need is to read it online as well.

Can you tell your friends about your blog? Do you consider it a private thing?
Yeah, but none of them really care since they're not puter people and rarely go online. A private thing? On the net? If it was 'private' I wouldn't be publishing it for the whole world to see.

Do you just read the blogs of those who comment on your blog? Or do you try to discover new blogs?
I read everyone on my blogroll (not daily, of course, not enough time) and randomly follow links as the mood strikes.

Does your blog positively affect your mind? Give an example.
It feels good to get things off your chest.

What does the number of visitors to your blog mean? Do you use a traffic counter?
I did have a counter once, but gave myself too many hits that the tally became ludicrously inflated. I s'pose the clustrmap is technically a counter, but I just like looking at the red dots, wondering how the heck someone from some farflung country managed to land here. Pretty soon the map will expire & all my hard earned dots will disappear, so I might flag it after that.

Do you imagine what other bloggers look like?
No, but I sometimes wonder what they sound like. After constantly reading someone 'talking' on a blog, I wonder what their speaking voice actually sounds like.

Do you think blogging has any real benefit?
It's fun. You meet people online & learn stuff.

Do you think that the blogosphere is a stand alone community separated from the real world?
Not really. There's tons of other online communities: chatrooms, email lists, message boards, etc. Most of them discussing issues in the real world.

Do some political blogs scare you? Do you avoid them?
I generally avoid left-wing blogs; nothing they say interests or inspires me. They don't scare me, but I get my daily dose of left-wing blather from the msm.

Do you think that criticizing your blog is useful?
Other people's criticism means nothing; I'm supremely arrogant (X-Y genes). Unless you're my boss or my sweetheart, your opinion doesn't matter to me (and neither should my opinions bother or matter to you). I don't criticise other blogs - folks are free to do & say what they like.

Have you ever thought about what would happen to your blog if you died?
Hopefully, it will remain in cyberspace to annoy & offend future generations of Labour supporters, lefties, greenies and socialists.

Which blogger has had the greatest impression on you?
Lucianne Goldberg - a hardcore Dubya supporter (like me). I met tons of (American) Republican Jews at her site, whose knowledge and insights completely blew my mind.

Which blogger do you think is the most similar to you?
All the grumpy old men [you know who you are] and the silly buggers. That's me: part grumpy old man/ part silly bugger.

Name a song you want to listen to?
Any waiata-a-ringa or poi by Te Waka Huia - the absolute best kapa haka group ever, imho. [A shame they're Aucklanders]

Tag someone
I identify as a right-winger. People can make they're own decisions. There's enough pushy bossy-boots in NZ already.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Crank it up, Brother!

MUSIC MEME
via Not PC

Name up to THREE:

Song(s) That I Loathe to the Core of My Being
Anything by U2. Bono's raucous squalling drives me up the wall. Don't like his singing voice either.

Musical artist(s) That I Loathe to the Core of My Being
Dixie Chicks, Willie Nelson, Robbie Williams & any other PUNK who disses my president Bush.

Rolling Stones Song(s) I Love
* Satisfaction
* Angie
* Start me up

Beatles Song(s) I Love
* Penny Lane
* Yesterday
* Strawberry Fields Forever

Who Song(s) I Love
* Pinball Wizard
* Substitute
* My generation

Dylan Song(s) I Love
* Jokerman
* Sweetheart like you
* Tight connection to your heart

Lou Reed/Velvet Underground Song(s) I Love
* Sweet Jane
* Heroin
* Perfect Day

Reggae Songs I Love
* Turn your lights down low (Bob Marley)
* My Jamaican guy (Grace Jones)
* Dreadlock holiday (10 Cc)

Country Song(s) I Love
* The most beautiful girl (Charlie Rich)
* Stand by your man (Tammy Wynette)
Anything by Kenny Rogers.

Movie Soundtrack(s) I Love
Rockers
Saturday Night Fever
Amadeus

Cover Song(s) I Love
* Many rivers to cross (UB40/Jimmy Cliff)
* Hard rain's a gonna fall (Bryan Ferry/Bob Dylan)
* Piece of my heart (Janis Joplin/Caroline Franklin)

Contemporary Top-40 Artist(s) I Secretly Love
Christine Aguilera

Song(s) That Bring Me To Tears
Real men don't shed tears! Although my 'hayfever' often plays up when performing "Arohaina mai" [tribute to the 28th Maori Battalion, C Company, WWII]
And one night during wreckless youth after too much whiskey and listening to Patti Smith's We three, I ended up a crumpled blubbering mess.

Rap/Hip Hop Song(s) I Love
* Can we get kinky tonight? (SWV & Timbaland)
* Hot boyz (Missy Elliot)
* Tell him (Lauryn Hill)

Blues Songs I Love
* Midnight train to Georgia (Gladys Knight & the Pips)
* Dr Feelgood (Aretha Franklin)

* Layla (Eric Clapton (Cream?))

70s Disco Song(s) I Love
* Best of my love (Emotions)
* Dancing queen (ABBA)
* Blame it on the boogie (Jackson 5)

Novelty Song(s) I Love
* Hey Mickey (Toni Basil)

Soul/R&B Songs I Love
* Can I stay with you? (Karen White)
* Another sad love song (Toni Braxton)
* Misty Blue (Dorothy Moore)

Power Ballad(s) I Love
* Hurt (The Manhattans)
* The greatest love of all (Whitney Houston)
* Never forget you (Mariah Carey)

Pre 1950s Song(s) I Love
* God bless the child (Billy Holiday)
* Paikea (Traditional - Ngati Porou version)
* Non so piu cosa son, cosa facio - The Marriage of Figaro (Mozart)

Singer/Songwriter Songs I Love
* Conversation (Joni Mitchell)

Songs I Still Love From When I was Fourteen
* Young Americans (David Bowie)
* Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)
* Rocketman (Elton John)

Song(s) to Have Sex To
Oh, please! Do we have to ruin everything by putting smut in it. This is an aggro blog, not a sex blog.
Needless war? Yeehah! Genocide? Alright! Ethnic cleansing? Yeah, baby!
Coitus? Goodness me, how offensive! Shame on you! What sort of person do you think I am?

Drinking Song(s) I Love
* Te manu kai-kokiri ata (Te Waka Huia)
* Make the man some **** eggs! (Jake the Muss) NB: It's a Maori "action" song.
* The obituary for Helen Clark. (Oh, gosh! That one hasn't been written yet, has it? But it's still my all-time favourite. Music to my ears!)