shucks

Celeb wedding
Stacey Daniels & Scotty Morrison tie the knot at Ohinemutu marae. Bet the singing at the doo was to die for. I LOVE weddings. So what if they're major girly affairs? There's only 2 big whanau get togethers: tangi and weddings. At one, everyone mopes around depressed for guest of honour who ends up covered in 6 feet of dirt. The other, a festive occassion with guests dolled up to the nines, a Massive Feed & heaps of free p*ss! Actually, in that sense - coffin and spectacular, show-stopping gown apart - there's very little to distinguish them...
Anyhow, as for our Tele-pretty newlyweds, what fine looking progeny they should sire. Hope they inherit mum's sparkling personality, dad's a bit... umm, let's just say we've enough grumpy Maoris as it is, thank you very much...

summer romance?
Love in the air for our could've been Prime Minister, Mr Brash? Last seen wooing women promising pink makeover to soften National & seduce nation's female electorate. Dunno why he doesn't just join the Labour Party, since populism overrides principles (or so it seems) - and then at least ONE of Cullen's team would be economically literate. But let's not be too hasty in dismissing lusty Lothario's skirt-chasing adventures as mere cynical vote-grabbing ploy. After all, his penchant for women (other than one currently married to) is legendary. Could be the McCoy?

spoilt for choice...
And who better to explain our chronic supply/demand imbalance of too many women, not enough blokes, than an experienced number cruncher, himself. Mr Brash might well have wise counsel for the pining single Southern belle upset that:

"A lot of my friends in Christchurch are always looking for nice guys but there doesn't seem to be that many available"

Don't fret, Madam. I'm sure one day you'll find the skin-head of your dreams. In the interim, brush up on your Chinese and Somalian, there's plenty of lonely visa-hungry students and refugees to go around. True love may be only one short cab call away...

there's always child-minding...
Proving Auckland men are likewise undesirable as partners is desperate 23 yr old baby-sitter, accused of intimacies with boy 10 years her junior. Considering the mass metrosexualisation of Jafa-guys with their moisturised skin, pedicured tootsies with waxed & tanned panty lines - perhaps she was looking for a good old-fashioned Man; one who spends less time & money than her on daily beauty regime. I would say, "how sick & revolting" but since it's the Queen City under discussion, such descriptions are redundant.