Later, Toots!

Uncle Sam 1 - Wanted Scumbag Terrorists 0
Game over for Abu Zarqawi! Next!? Thank you, US Forces for removing that dirty smudge mark off God's beautiful green earth. Well done, Guys! Most of all, our sincerest gratitude to the Commander-in-Chief, our hero, Mr. George W. Bush, the President of the United States of America. (An online mate once told me lefties hate it when you print out Dubya's title in full, like that - let's do it one more time just to bug them, and coz we love him)

God bless Mr. George W. Bush, the President of the United States of America!

And since it's a funeral, I better do the traditional Maori farewell thing:

Tut ta, scum-sucking terrorist! When you get to Hell, say hello to Osama (and Helen Clark when she inevitably turns up). And I hope your 72 virgins all look like Labour MPs: Annette King, Georgie Beyer, Ruth Dyson...
Sorry, I didn't mean Dyson. What a terrible thing to say! Nobody deserves that... not even in Hell.