The NZHerald sends a lightweight, gum-chewing, hair-twirling vacuous 13 yr-old blond bimbo (well she writes like one, anyway) to interview the PM. Gushing lovestruck ninny dribbles the stickiest, sickliest, treacliest, most Mark Sainsbury-esque gush-fest about Helen Clark, the most CORRUPT [I'm not scared to say it, c'mon Rodney Hide, don't be shy!] Prime Minister in history. More empty calories than a pavlova bake-off, the NZH's Labour whitewash begins in earnest. I dare you to read it and not vomit. Should be compulsory text for all dieters and aspiring bulimics.
The natives are getting restless
The Maori Party does well in latest Marae Digipoll. Pita & Tariana are chuffed.
- 52.6% of Maori roll support TMP
- 36% support Labour
Haters & Wreckers Unite!
Way to go, the guy who released pictures of Helen's gay husband wildly, passionately, feverishly full-on hard-core French-kissing another bloke on the night Labour stole the election! The recipient of Mr Davis' enthusiastic probing tongue reckons that he's gay, but denies that Mr Helen Clark is. Oh, whatever, Queen! Either way, the photos have really got under Helen's