I'll drink to that!
Scientists discover brain's amazing recuperative powers enabling grey matter to heal itself from damage caused through long-term excessive alcoholic consumption. There's hope for Winston Peters yet!
banishing blues
A contraceptive pill has been designed that promises to end female misery. Wow! Wonder what it contains? Cyanide? For men, there's already a device to alleviate suffering from women's complaints. It's called an Ipod, just plug in your earphones, turn up the volume and Hey Presto! Problem solved.
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