Jockless Abnormal Feminised Asexual Sissy-boys
From the "I'm so NOT surprised" files. A study shows that 25% of Auckland men shave their legs. I guess the remaining 75% so lack testosterone that they never sprout hairs anyway, rendering razors redundant. Here's hoping they give their womenfolk depilation tips. During my stint at Akld university, Every Single Female in my classes & tutorials studiously refused to shave not just their legs, but their armpits & moustaches too - their entire bodies unpared (except for their heads). Boy, was I glad to finally complete my degree in Women's Studies and escape that hirsute hell-hole.
The same shocking survey shows Cantab lads are those most prone to own cologne. Considering their unfamiliarity with bathing and complete absence of soap, perhaps it's not such a bad thing.
Mind you, what's worse are the Waikato wallies with a preposterous penchant for shaving their groins! Maybe moo-loo men are mindful of friction burns as they 'bond' with their - ahem - bovine beauties? Or maybe it just helps them locate their miniscule members hiding beneath a half inch of hair.